So with our borrowed 3 and 4 in hand, we went to a dance. First a quick spin with the host before the door opened and the usual crowds flooded in. There were the odd lanky types, a few bruisers and lots of transparent guys floating around. We thought we might throw out a hip, but an older crew just has staying power. Having drunk heavily during a miss spent youth, adulthood, middle age, old age and autumn years we were well prepared. The host was not, have you ever tried holding back the hair of a half dead medusa? We finally got her to lie down and rest.  With good deed for the day done it seemed right we should take all her possesions and even out our karma.

To summarise; The Garrison went out for a bash on the lash, didnt make a hash, no need for trash, killed Vashj, who was mashed, then went home and crashed. This club is empty lets move on the the next.

The Garrison is please to announce the wedding of two of its members.  This coming July on the 11th of the month at about 3 in the afternoon (a time designed presumably to give a buffer zone in order to safe guard against the entire congregation skipping it due to hangovers) Gerben "Paws" Wentink and Cathy "Hotpants" van Nuland will tie the knot. Everyone enjoys finishing a questline with an epic ring and some well tailors items.  It took some in the guild less than a week to level 60->70 which is rewarding.  It takes most ppl 10 days of game to reach 60 in the first place which was an epic journey better than any done before.  Its taken Paws and Hotpants 15yrs to get the wedding organized, we hope that the happiness scales appropriately.  TG is not so much losing a day of play as it is gaining a frontpage article reminding us this is not just a game.

Best wishes from all at TG for your happy day. 

Close your eyes and imagine as you will.  Its the 80's, Zenghi is out on a fine sunday morning head to toe in day glow lycra.  She is fully equiped with pink leg warmers and a head band (pictures available on request to the usual address).  Now imagine she is made of metal, gone for autum colours and put on about 9,875 pounds, these changes will put you in our monday.  However the thunderous thighs of doom walker were pushing more of a jog really.  That said with very little thought and zenghis experience behind us we collected the loot first time.  We invite all of dunemaul to enter BT without issue (at least for a few days)

 
We decided that after a good week we should have a party, SSC was a bit empty so we head up to our other night spot TK.  Pounding beats at the VR, all the melee jumping in the mosh pit and going nuts.  Next onto another room for a bit of a mass square dance, spotlights and plenty of partners to be had there.  After all that entertainment how could we not finish with a good old group Hokie Kokie.  This puts us 5/6 and 3/4 just the night club owners left to tackle and we can go time travelling.