I had been lead to believe venturing into the fortress of pure evil that is the black temple would be a sinister and horrorful experience.  However after some interogation of the survivers i have unveiled the truth.  It turns out that illidan has setup a play school.  First our "heros" were treated to a hokey cokey with a spine at the middle, you put your whole self in and throw the whole spine out. Then of course the prizes were given out and a short nap time

After the stress of a nap it was time to calm things down with a nice game of tick.  Its goes without saying there were volcanoes, what game of tick is complete without them?  For some of our group this wasnt the first time they had spent an evening being followed by big men with rock like physiques.  The least said about whether they came out on top on those occasions the better.  Day one: two bosses down, come back soon and read about how we fair against the sand pit and the slides.

As you know ... 3 is a magic number, yeah it is, however for pros 6 is twice that n00bish trinity, then you get 6 as a magic number.  Abonination and necromancer, ghoul, gargoyle and frost wyrm, huge giant infernal give you 6.  Thats a magic number.  It takes 6 legs to make a cyrpt fiend, at wave 6 you make a stand. They send 6 banshees as if its planned.  Every wave has 6 people tanking, every target needs 6 people to attack, no more, no less.  You dont have to guess.  When wave 6 goes down you can see, its a magic number

Anti-fire unbrellas up and position for the damned set we have moved another obsticle from our path to mount doom .. er that not right, something more imaginatly named Hyjal.  Tune in next time as we face the finger of death (an ability name that got phoned in from a dev with a hang over no doubt)

Today is a sad day for me :(

As you are all no doubt aware, I have a faithful companion who eagerly assists me in accidentally pulling in raid instances while I'm AFK grabbing drinks.

Many times the whole raid has laughed as I log back on after a "feline related reboot" after my beloved companion has commandeered my attention by turning the power to my PC off.

Unfortunately, such kitty-related trickery will no longer be occurring.  This morning, Pushka my faithful companion passed over the Rainbow Bridge into kitty heaven (no doubt accompanied by a large parcel of contraband catnip and my old work-fleece).  She hadn't been at the best of health for some time, but today was the right day for her to go.

Now I need to start training up Loki as a replacement.  And I had just managed to get Pushka to repeatedly press '5' during 25 man raids.  bah!

P.

"Ok we have beat them back but now its time to go" said the lady for the past. "Ha" we remarked, "we are future people, though our ways must seem like the magic of the gods to you, do not fear us". She heard our words and though for a moment appearing to sum up some greater energy for her next retort.  "PULL BACK" she yelled.  We giggled among our selves at the past lady and her unadvanced ways .... then the laughs became "hmm thats odd, how many would you say that is" ...

ARGH,  EEK , KAPOW, GRR, THUD ... The infamy ... they all have it infamy ...

 Luckily death isnt the draw back in your career it used to be, we reclaimed our loot and corpses ready to get our sales adventure on at the horde camp

 Now lets talk business.  KA 47, when you absolutly possitively gotta kill every mana user in the raid accept not subsitues.  Nothing gets between this tauren and his KA. You see we buy in demons on the cheap and sell them on for twice that.  Seriously you'd be en'Thrall'ed by the many deals we have on offer right now.  In fact we just got a shipment of undead in this evening and they went out like turning off a light. With any luck we will get more in soon and another advertisment will go up.