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Morogrim down!
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Written by Protozen   
Wednesday, 03 October 2007 00:19

Come in its only me says the giant to the raid.  OK we trust you says the raid.  Try the showers says the giant.  OK we trust you says the raid.  Let me shake you dry says the giant.  OK we trust you says the raid.  Dont let the water balls bother you they are just a design feature says the giant.  OK cool we trust you i'm sure they are fine says the raid.  These murlocks are my little friends they wont hurt you says the giant.  MURLOCKS!!! we @$%^£&'n hate murlocks exclaimed the raid

 And we looted happily ever after.  Giant down, demons next, more soon.

 
Hydross Down!!!
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Written by Protozen   
Wednesday, 05 September 2007 00:44

 After some vast sessions of coffee fueled algebra, some function minimisation and variable substitutions we have discovered the magic forumla.  Less = more.  Thats right less=more, black does not equal white, old does not equal mature.  Ok Danish and murlock are similar but only LESS = MORE.  AoE comes to those who wait.  In a cinderella type "your raid has now turned into a pumpkin" fairytale story we have our second new boss down this week.

 
Lurker Down !!
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Written by Protozen   
Friday, 31 August 2007 00:17

 In some parts of the world people fish for bass, they are not a particuly challenging fish to hunt but it makes nice relaxing television.  Hardcore fishers like to aim for marlin, they refer to it as "sport". However a marlin  cant kill you with a single water spout and a marlin doesnt send you flying into boiling water every 20sec.  We like to fish on the edge against a catch so big that jonah, his living room and his 5door estate can fit inside with ample room for guests.  Lurker down ... Hydross was begining to look less happy as well

 
Void Reaver Down
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Written by Protozen   
Wednesday, 25 July 2007 11:38

 

Androids may dream of electric sheep but between work and dreaming they like to bowl.  The use exploding balls and casters as pins.  I wouldnt mind but those casters keep moving which upsets him something rotten.  Robots are really bad losers and they really stamp their feet when things go wrong.  Have you guys tried just lying down when a pin comes, maybe next time we can simply negotiate loot.

 
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